You’re a vampire Michael! My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait til mom finds out, buddy.
RIP Corey Haim. I feel bad on behalf of everyone expressing grief at your passing who didn’t give two hoots about what you did when you were alive. Me included. Sorry.
“Zach Braff dead! Suicide! O.M.G>1!!11.11!1″
Oh look. You’re so excited at the prospect of another celebrity death that you’ve RT’d your little hearts out without even bothering to click on the link you’ve been passing along. Well, I suppose that’s better that than finding out that you did actually check it and didn’t realise that it’s [...]
Sad though we all are about his demise, it’s ok Michael Jackson fans: he didn’t die in vain. Out of darkness cometh light and so I give you BillieTweets. Go. Enjoy.
Brought to my attention by almost every single person I follow on Twitter
After the is-he-isn’t-he drama, the shock of it actually being true and a day of jokes tasteless or otherwise, I realised today that Michael Jackson actually* died. I’ve read the entire Guardian MJ tribute edition cover to cover, I’ve got Thriller on and I’ve been seeking out internet grief; needless to say, I’m feeling gloomy. [...]