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Pure unadulterated grade-A awesomeness

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Unborn children of mine take note: this is what your future holds.

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I’d rather have the Lego version, to be honest.

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Waterfall sink - like an infinity pool in your kitchen. Yes please.

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As good a motto as any.

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Finally, a use for all those old boring books I buy from library sales because they look nice but actually they’re rubbish. Happy day.

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I just adore this AT-AT Walker inspired lamp, even though it’s completely ridiculous that the light lives in a drawer.

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Latest website crush

Bits and pieces of inspiration and loveliness relating (sometimes loosely) to the upcoming film version of Where The Wild Things Are. Bookmark it.

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“Hello everybody.”

Sigh. Is there a more heinous sound than the beginning of a Spotify advert? It’s one of the many sounds throughout the day which remind me that actually yes, I do need another cup of tea even though my mug is still warm from the last one. I hate them enough to leave the room but not quite enough to fork out £9.99 a month to do away with them altogether.

But for once those six irritating syllables are a source of much joy as they signal the opening of a video demo of the Spotify iPhone app. Dream app much?

It’s all as brilliant as you would hope; with super-speed streaming and offline playlists for when you’re on the tube. Or doing something else sans internet if you don’t happen to live in London (weirdo). Delish:

The only thing that seems to be missing is the ability to use other functions whilst listening to music - so say I was listening to something on Spotify and I wanted to check my email at the same time; can I do that or will it stop the music when you exit the app? I suspect the latter.

It could all be moot anyway, since Spotify still has all the apple-flavoured hoops to jump through before this gets approved as an app, if it even gets approved at all. The totally hug-able Daniel Ek (whose non hug related achievements include being the CEO of Spotify) told paidContent:

We’ve a great relationship with Apple, think the iPhone is awesome and absolutely expect them to approve the app in the next few weeks. Apple has already approved several other music services such as Last.fm, Deezer and Pandora. We very much look forward to people being able to access their Spotify library wherever they might be and we’ve spent significant time and resources to ensure we’ve stuck to Apple’s developer guidelines point by point.

Textbook PR copywriting aside, this comment is one part sucking up to Apple, two parts making sure that they and everyone else in the world knows that Spotify are playing by the rules very carefully indeed. Apple will have to come up with some pretty good reasons to deny the app without looking like the baddie here.

When/if Apple deigns to approve it, the app will be free but only premium subscribers will be able to use it. Well played, Spotify. I guess I might bid your irritating ads so long farewell after all.

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I don’t care if you’ve already seen it

I think pretty much everyone on the internet has seen this now, but I’m posting it anyway:

De. Lish.

First spotted on TooMuchNick

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He’s opening some JAM

Since when is Calvin Harris a) Scottish and b) fit?

See the whole story on Popjustice

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The King of Pop lives on: BillieTweets

Sad though we all are about his demise, it’s ok Michael Jackson fans: he didn’t die in vain. Out of darkness cometh light and so I give you BillieTweets. Go. Enjoy.

Billie Tweets screengrab

Brought to my attention by almost every single person I follow on Twitter

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I always felt bad for Mother Teresa

From the b3ta board

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Would you rather…

…turn up as a Vice Don’t or on Look at this fucking hipster?

Um, I don’t know if you grew up on Dune or something, but here on Earth we try not to dress like a literal bullseye for muggers. Also we’re pretty big on this thing we call “genders.”

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“Is this a drug-sniffing dog or a mistakes-sniffing dog? Because, either way, he’s right.”

“Is this a drug-sniffing dog or a mistakes-sniffing dog? Because, either way, he’s right.”

(if anyone’s keeping score, I’d really really like the Vice DOs and DON’Ts book, kthx)

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Do we really need music charts?

The Official UK Charts Company (which, presumably, feels we do so need music charts) has finally deigned that the UK’s charts should take streamed music into account - but still not for another year at least, according to this report from the BBC.

Talk about playing catch-up. Services like Spotify and We7 may have taken off in a big way over the last six months, but streaming music via sites like Last.fm, MySpace and other music-minded social networks is nothing new.

Official Charts Company managing director Martin Talbot told the BBC:

The charts have always been there as a popularity poll, as a means of identifying what are the hottest records of the moment. That’s been relatively simple when people have bought stuff to keep forever. But that’s going to become increasingly more complicated.

If the point of having charts is to show what’s popular, what people are listening to and give an indication of the general music zeitgeist in the UK, then ignoring music that is streamed makes them completely redundant. Complicated or not, seeing as charting music in the UK is the Official UK Charts Company’s raison d’être then they should get on it.

Ever since those heady Napster days, the internet has meant that we have access to a wider variety of music than ever before and release dates are nigh on pointless. You have to wonder if we really need the charts at all; how many people could really tell you what was number one now or what has been at any point in the past year without Googling it? If you want to find new music do you rush to check the charts, or do you use online services or consult friendship networks either online or off?

I’m not debating the fact that people do buy singles - in fact, single sales appear to be at an all time high although 98% of sales are digital - but in my case, single sales are sporadic at best. I couldn’t tell you what the last single song I downloaded was. That’s one of the major problems with singles charts - they only reflect what’s popular amongst people who buy singles.

I remember when there was genuine suspense and excitement around who would top the charts - including streamed music could be a way of getting that back, although I’m willing to concede that my age and music tastes may have had a part to play in the excitement. But I really feel that counting streamed music alongside paid-for could revolutionise and revitalise the British music charts - it could be brilliant. I hope it is, because in that case I’d be absolutely on board with the UK having a music chart. But as it stands I can’t help but feel there’s really no need at all.

Image via Suanie’s Flickr stream

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Spotify: create the soundtrack to your life

Anyone who understands that to find Google you don’t need to type ‘Google’ into the search box on your homepage, must no doubt be internet-savvy enough to be down with Spotify - an amazing free application that allows you to stream music from the internet as though its stored on your computer, but without actually clogging up the hard drive.

It’s the ideal solution to all those office arguments about what radio station to listen to, and the perfect way to try the experimental Icelandic prog rock your best friend’s been banging on about without actually investing in the limited edition solid gold CD boxset.

It’s all perfectly legal and free - if you’re prepared to put up with an advert or two every eight songs, the only catch is that you have to be in Sweden, Norway, Finland, the UK, France and Spain to enjoy the free version. People in other countries will have to invest in the premium, ad-free edition for a small cost.

The already impressive catalogue of music available, whilst not fully comprehensive is growing all the time and suggestions of similar artists to try can lead to a whole new musical discovery.

By far the best thing about Spotify, however, is the collaborative playlist function. Simply come up with a theme, start the playlist in your own Spotify programme and mark it “Collaborative” (right click on the playlist name and choose ‘collaborative playlist’ - it should then turn green, with a small spot next to it) and pass the link on to your friends.

To get you going, here’s my favourite ever collaborative playlist - Snow Day, orignially created by @radioedit and then contributed to by Twitter users on a snowy day when everyone was working from home.

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