“TLDNR” is a sign of everything that’s wrong with the internet; it marries poor grammar with downright rudeness and implies that any piece of writing over a screen’s length is not worth the effort of reading. An acronym coined by the kind of moron that hangs about online with nary a good word to say about anyone, TLDNR stands for ‘too long did not read’.
It has come to my attention today that everyone hates Stephen Dorff.
What is up with that?
He has many fine films to his name, including Blade (actually, I didn’t like Blade all that much) and, er, that Britney Spears video (hey, it was emotional! She tried to kill herself in the bath! Guys!). Ok, actually he [...]
Vampires in the bedroom and why Buffy, Bella and co are surely kidding themselves. Also any excuse for an R-Patz photo.
Last night I went to see a band*.
Well, that’s a bit generous – what I actually saw was a lot of people’s backs, a host of phones and cameras waving about in the air and a rip-roaring light show. In the absence of being able to see anything worth looking at I spent some time [...]
“Zach Braff dead! Suicide! O.M.G>1!!11.11!1″
Oh look. You’re so excited at the prospect of another celebrity death that you’ve RT’d your little hearts out without even bothering to click on the link you’ve been passing along. Well, I suppose that’s better that than finding out that you did actually check it and didn’t realise that it’s [...]